this is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh
i never got over the song somebody i used to know, like i still love it and i don’t give a fuck
future husband w/ our prodigal son
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I told my mom to bring home takeout sushi and she failed and now I’m still hungry and so disappointed.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
I still prefer bagels. Because we usually get something, it’s just not always what we wanted.
